Potentially Useful Information: Emerson Selig

Last modified by Charter Agent E1I

• Shoe Size: 10
• Has never successfully cracked the knuckle of his left index finger.
• Favorite Color: Tweed
• Average volume of air inhaled per breath: 487 ml
• Most haunting awkward memory: Absent-mindedly saying “Love you” instead of “Have a nice day” to the cashier at the grocery store on May 21, 1996, 2:14 p.m.
• Number of times he’s considered meaningfully reconnecting with his son only to chicken out at the last moment: 11.
• Favorite Grandchild: Refuses to say. Claims to love both Morgan and Lex equally.
• Most frequent dream: Seventeen, from Vietnam, wreathed in flame.
• Favored strategy in Monopoly: Buying all of the red properties.
• Our scientists synthesized the smell of Jean’s hair, should we ever need that. There’s a vial of the scent down in the vaults.

Emerson and his family in happier times. He should have left well enough alone.